TMI — I fart thru my toe.
Each time I wanna keep my wudhu, but I feel the urge to fart, I will channel the fart to my big right toe, and visualise myself "releasing" the fart there. Shared the technique with Husband coz I thought it's a useful technique, but instead the convo happened (coped off yahoochat) —
noshi: i still got wudhu
mazreen: cos u farted thru ur toe
mazreen: hhahahaha
noshi: HAHAHAHAH shut up seh
noshi: i mean in a psychological way lah!
mazreen: i wanted to LOL when u said that but i tak nak kecik kan hati u hahahaha
noshi: seriously it works tau
mazreen: i never tried it before and i dont think i can do that
mazreen: hahahaha
noshi: grrr
mazreen: its very difficult to fart from a hole that was never there in the first place
mazreen: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
noshi: mazreen: its very difficult to fart from a hole that was never there in the first place ---- its a
psychological fart lah!
mazreen: i know
mazreen: but its difficult for me
mazreen: why toe?
mazreen: hahahahaha
noshi: i dunno
noshi: if head nanti busuk kaN?
noshi: although i know its a psychological fart ... means no smell lah... but its still a "fart"
noshi: hahahahaha